Showing posts with label Lazy Doctors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lazy Doctors. Show all posts

Mar 21, 2011

A Doctor's Life

You're probably wondering where the long, brilliant, and eye-opening post for this week is?

Well, this week Dr. D worked 72 hours in the ER. I realize for some docs this is a light week, but as someone who doesn't actually like medicine this kind of week kicks my ass. I only saw my son awake once this whole week.

Ah, the glamorous life of an MD!

But enough bitching by Dr. D... I have a great post I'm preparing for you. I want to take the time to write something brilliant rather than giving you a crappy rough draft.

Stay tuned!

Nov 13, 2009

The Best of D (Friday Links)

This blog has grown so much recently that Doctor D's big doctor ego deemed we should link to all the fun and informative older posts buried in the archives. So if you will direct your attention to the right side of the screen you will notice AskAnMD's new feature:


Of course, if you've been visiting Doctor D's virtual clinic as long as WarmSocks you've already read it all, but if you are new here you can go check it out for loads of doctor-patient enjoyment.

Yes I realize that it is sort of cheating to count a "best of" page as this week's Friday Links, but D is suffering from an acute case of laziness today. Sorry. I will be back on my game next week.

Aug 31, 2009

Review Of Systems

A question sent to Doctor D:

"Why do doctors ask for information that has nothing to do with what I'll be seen about?"
Doctor D asks his patients superfluous questions all the time. You come to Doctor D with ankle pain and next thing you know you are answering questions about your breathing, how much alcohol you drink, if you have fevers, and your sex life. Doctor D asks these questions because he is nosy.

Doctors are nosy, but the more pertinent reason we must ask those questions is because we are lazy. Doctors, like most people, have a nasty habit of jumping to conclusions before thinking carefully. To combat mental laziness the MD powers-that-be came up with the "Review of Systems" where doctors ask a whole lot of questions about your body that don't directly relate to what's bothering you. It forces your doctor to think outside the box. Usually it turns out to be the obvious diagnosis, but the Review of Systems helps your doctor recognize when it isn't.

Doctors also do this because we are greedy: insurance won't pay for your exam unless at least some Review of Systems is done. Fortunately this is one of those situations where your insurance company actually does something for your benefit. They know a Review of Systems is cheaper than a CT Scan.

When you come to Doctor D with a swollen ankle without any injury it is probably gout. But questions about your breathing or your genitals force Doctor D to at least consider that non-traumatic ankle swelling can be caused by a blood clot or a gonorrhea infection.

So now you'll know why we ask all those crazy questions.