The Cure For Doctor Addiction!

Last week Doctor D told you about the dangers of doctor addiction. Today he's going to give you a twelve (actually 5) step program to save junkies!

Doctor Junkies feel an irresistible compulsion to see an MD every time they feel any physical discomfort form their bodies, resulting in risky tests and medicines as well as financial ruin for junkies and the healthcare system. While some responsibility for the problem rests with the junkies themselves, a lot of the blame for this can be laid on doctors who can be dealers and enablers for this deadly addiction.

Doctors are aware of the junkies in their lives. If you hang out with doctors (or read their blogs) you hear them complaining about junkies hitting them up for unnecessary care. "This patient of mine called an ambulance for a stubbed toe!" We gripe about our junkies, but we don't often propose solutions to improve the system that created this problem.

Well, today Doctor D is going to change that!

Doctors must take action to stop this madness before it gets out of control!

Here is Doctor D's plan to deliver our patients from the sad bondage of addiction to unnecessary medical care and lead them to the promised land of wellness!

1) Preach the Natural Healing Power of the Body.

Here's a big secret we don't often tell patients: the human body has an almost magical power to cure itself when infected and heal itself when injured! Who knew? In fact, before modern medicine this secret self-healing power of the body was the only thing that cured sick humans, and believe-it-or-not the human race survived. Modern patients and modern doctors often forget the human body has the ability to heal itself. Doctors are trained to intervene in the rare situations when body's own self-healing fails, but before long we find ourselves intervening when the body is doing a fine job on it's own because we only thing of medical cures not the body's own self-healing.

Doctors need to be spokespeople for the body's own immune system! We should spread the word about the body's abilities. We must acknowledge that even in our "medical miracles" the body does most of the healing on its own.

If MDs preach the amazing healing ability of the body, doctor-junkies will believe their body can handle that runny nose a few days without running to a doctor.

2) Grow a Pair and Don't Piss Your Scrubs at the Mention of Lawyers!

Most docs could easily educate patients on what symptoms usually aren't serious. Heck, we could give you a handout of all the symptoms that don't require a doctors visit if they are short lived: runny noses, coughs, joint aches, low-grade fevers, diarrhea, feeling yucky, etc. We could alleviate your anxiety with one therapeutic dose of knowledge.

Why don't we?

Doctors are terrified the information we give out will be used against us by blood-sucking lawyers.

We won't tell you to stay home with that runny nose because a nasal drainage could also be a symptom of a one in a million cerebrospinal fluid leak. We get terrified of missing zebras, so we kill a lot of horses. Fear of missing a rare diagnosis drives MDs to do irrational and dangerous things. We whip up doctor-junkies into a panic over their harmless symptoms and send them like lemmings over the cliff of over-doctoring.

Medicine is about taking risks. We risk your life every time we write a prescription or order a test. We should also be willing to take a risk by not doctoring conditions that are likely benign. There is risk either way, over-treatment protects us from lawyers, so physicians kill lots of doctor-junkies every year with big work-ups that are solely done to satisfy lawyers. Since we take risks either way, then we should practice with common sense and share our reassuring knowledge that most mild symptoms aren't dangerous with patients.

If blood-sucking lawyers want to sue me for using common sense, fine! Bring it on, bitches! Doctor D is ready!

3) Believe in prevention

Proper primary care can often prevent illness or catch it before it becomes serious. Fighting disease is only a secondary goal of medicine. Preventing serious illness is the real goal of primary care.

What does this have to do with doctor-junkies?

Doctor D has noticed a pattern that the MDs that give out the most unnecessary care to doctor-junkies are the same ones that suck at keeping their patients up to date on their preventive care. Coincidence? Nope.

Dangerous Doctorphilia is a need for the reassurance of receiving medical care. Preventative care fills this need in the safest possible way. Preventative care recommendations are constantly evaluated to insure their benefits far outweigh their risks. Appropriate preventative care and regular physicals can rehabilitate a former junkie. Their body has been checked for and vaccinated against most common problems. With prevention in their lives patients can have the confidence to weather minor symptoms without running to the ER.

4) Talk About the Risks of Medical Care.

Most patients don't realize that even appropriate medical care can be dangerous. Doctor-junkies love pills, and tests, and X-rays. The more the better! I've had junkies accuse me of trying to deny them the good stuff they are due when I'm just trying to protect them. "Order more, doc. I've got insurance!" WTF?

The best time to educate patients is when we are do appropriate interventions.

Many people at some point in their lives get a serious illness that requires aggressive care. If the power modern medicine helped their serious illness, they assume the same weapon should be used on their minor symptoms.

So, Doctor D actually educates people about the risks of care when he is giving it appropriately, "Antibiotic have some very real risks and I wouldn't give them if I didn't think your infection was serious." A word like this can save a patient from the frustrating and dangerous life of a doctor-addict who will beg for antibiotics every time they get a cold.

5) Educate Fearlessly!

Ultimately the cure for doctor-addiction is education. Instead of laughing at doctor-junkies' errors MDs should show them the light. Most doctor-junkies aren't stupid or irrational, they are just misguided about the proper use of medical care. It will take time and a bit of risk for doctors to show junkies a better way, but it is worth it.

After all, they are our junkies. Who is going to help them if not for doctors?

What do you think? Do you think this plan could will stem the tide of doctor-addiction? Have you ever had a doctor educate you on the power of your immune system or the risks of medical care? Did it help you avoid unnecessary medical care later?

As always Doctor D loves to hear your thoughts in the comments!

Pills and Suspicions (Controlled Drugs)

A question Doctor D gets asked a lot:

Why are doctors so stingy with medicines that make me feel better?

Yeah, I have to admit doctors are totally difficult when it comes to certain pain and anxiety medicines. You show up in a doctor's office and request a medicine that has worked for you in the past and suddenly you get read the riot act and treated like a criminal. Weird isn't it?

Doctor D admits that he does this too. It's not because he doesn't care. D went into medicine because he cares. He has just learned to be cautious over the years.

These medicines are very powerful. Some people really do require them when other meds just won't work, but they can also get you high or even make you stop breathing. Every MD has seen these medicines destroy people's lives.

Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson kicked the bucket because of medicines like this, and Doctor D can guess what's probably gonna show up in Brittney Murphy's toxicology report.

But forget about celebrities, these medicines harm regular folks every day. There was the young mother that broke down in Doctor D's office saying she can't make it though a day without buying pills off the street, and the high school freshman that died of an overdose after spending her birthday money on pills to party with her friends. You don't forget patients like those.

It's one thing to see somebody hopelessly addicted to alcohol or die of a cocaine overdose. It is really sad.

But with prescription drugs it's different. I'm the supplier of drugs that are killing local kids and ruining families. You can see why I get nervous about every prescription for a controlled substance I write.

I totally want to help people in pain. Unfortunately that compassion makes me a sucker for manipulative people. I wish that I could believe what every patient says they need, but if I gave everything that was requested of me I would most certainly end up killing someone. Therefore Doctor D uses very conservative prescribing practices to make sure he has obvious medical reasons for every prescription he writes.

This sucks for patients with legitimate needs who use these medicines responsibly. The behavior of the bad apples causes good people with real needs to be treated like criminals.

Sorry! Doctors hate to act like cops, too, but the very serious drug problem puts us all in positions we don't like.

Please be patient with us. Doctors really want to help people, so if you are honest, patient, straightforward, and work with the system you will usually be taken care of. But doctors are edgy about these meds so please don't react with anger or game the system. I understand your frustration, but acting out won't help you. It will send up red flags that may get you banned from every getting strong medicines.

What do you think? Are doctors too hard on patients who need controlled drugs, or do you find the restrictions reasonable? Have you ever been mistreated when you asked for medicines? ...or known someone who was addicted to pills? Doctor D would love to hear your thoughts in the comments!

Why Do Incompetent Doctors Flourish?

Last week Doctor D answered this question in a way that made him sound like a frickin' hero:

How do doctors deal with colleagues that they know are incompetent?

Now that you all think I'm awesome, I have to make a confession: I have looked the other way a lot more often than I have saved the day.

Doctor D has known some bad doctors over the years. I don't mean doctors that make errors—we all do that sometimes—but doctors that flagrantly disregard patient safety and don't give a damn about right practice. And Doctor D usually kept his mouth shut.

The code of silence started early...

Doctor D's first run-in with reckless care was as a first year med student. D was working with Dr. Subethical who happened to teach the medical ethics class. Dr. Subethical who seemed so cool in class spent most of his clinic time screaming at patients and dictating physical exams he didn't perform. Lowly Medical Student D thought that this didn't seem right, but he never confronted Dr. Subethical or filed any complaint. Young D figured he must have just misunderstood the situation. Also Dr. Subethical was an honored professor while D was just some lowly student who didn't want a target on his back.

MD's usually have more power and more knowledge than their patients and other healthcare providers. This often keeps patients, med students, and nurses from confronting doctors. So it falls on other doctors to keep an eye out for bad care among our colleagues.

Unfortunately, we doctors do a terrible job policing each other.

Young D always kept his mouth shut in medical school, but he told himself that when he got that MD with some power and knowledge he would set the world right. He would stamp out crappy care and save the world from low-life doctards! Yeah, well old habits stuck around. D's been out of medical school for a long time now, and has seen quite a few doctards, and his number of confrontations thus far is a grand total of... one! To be honest, Doctor D only whooped some doctard ass at Crayzee Clinic after having incompetent care shoved in his face month after month till he couldn't ignore it anymore.

So in this anonymous blog Doctor D confesses:

"Hi I'm D, and I have turn a blind eye to bad medical care."

Doctor D's readers all gasp and shake their heads.

"But wait, I can explain!"

There are lots of reasons good doctors are always letting the bad ones off the hook:

• Nobody Likes Tattletales: You might assume that Doctor D's heroic battle with Crayzee Colleague looks good on his resume. Nope! D has a big FAIL stamped right across his forehead. Nobody wants to work with a goody two-shoes who rats out his buddies when they break the rules. Even the excellent docs got kinda distant while I was fighting Crayzee Colleague. If I called out bad doctors wherever I worked before long I wouldn't have a job.

• Nobody's Perfect: Our culture expects perfection from doctors. Of course, we all make mistakes, and many of us live in dread of errors. We want people to forgive our mistakes so we are willing to accept that other docs make errors too. Now there's a big difference between understandable human error and the doctard who makes a habit of flagrantly and willfully doing stupid shit. Unfortunately, this unspoken "culture of forgiveness" in medicine protects the guilty as well as the innocent

• Everybody Hates Lawyers: Every MD lives in constant fear of a malpractice case, which is a professional and personal catastrophe. We usually keep our mouths shut about bad care because discussing possible malpractice is taboo. If you accuse a colleague of malpractice you might as well send the poor schmuck in front of a firing squad. There just isn't any safe environment where we can confront other physicians. It's ether shut your mouth or throw your colleague to the dogs.

• There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat: Every doc remembers that abusive attending in medical school that yelled that there was only one right way do do medicine, which happened to be his way. Later we learned there are a lot of different right answers in medicine. Every doc has a different treatment style. Nobody wants to grow up to be that jerk that attacked others' legitimate care because it wasn't the way he did it. So sometimes when we see obviously bad care we shrug and say, "Well that's not what I would do, but maybe it's just a different approach?"

• Second Hand Information: Most of the bad care I know about is hearsay. I usually don't have time to sit around and watch my colleagues practice. I hear things from patients or read charts that sound concerning, but I wasn't there. I tend to give other doctors the benefit of the doubt: "Maybe there's a good explanation for this?"

• We Expect Lawyers To Do Our Dirty Work: Every good doctor can probably think of an incompetent doctard who they secretly hope will get destroyed in a malpractice lawsuit. (Yep, Doctor D is thinking of one right now.) Malpractice is horrible, but some doctors deserve it. Why should we waste our time confronting bad care when lawyers will take out the garbage for us? Unfortunately, this is a total cop out. Malpractice does a terrible job policing medicine. First of all, the lawyers and juries don't understand medical care very well. Second, lawyers don't bring malpractice cases to improve medical care. Lawyers bring malpractice cases to hit the jackpot. The malpractice system creates a mad scramble where big money gets awarded or denied based on the lawyer's cleverness or the jury's mood, rather than the doctor's competence. Good doctors are often screwed while bad doctors get off on legal technicalities. Malpractice doesn't really improve medical care—it just makes doctors afraid to discuss bad care.

Of course, all these are just lame excuses. Doctors should step up and call out the bad ones who are endangering patients. Doctor D can think of a couple that need to be set straight, but after his adventure at Crayzee Clinic he isn't too eager to try any more heroics. He's keeping his mouth shut and venting anonymously on his blog.

So Doctor D has taken the first step: he admitted he has a problem. Any ideas for 11 more steps that could motivate D and the other good doctors out there to remove the incompetent doctors from their midst? I've got no answers on this one.

This is an intervention!
Your favorite blogging doctor has a serious apathy problem, but he is totally unmotivated to change. Use the comments section below to convince Doctor D why he try to be a hero again when the first time was a big fail!